Monday 23 May 2011

Burglaries Set to Plummet in Manchester

It's being predicted that the number of burglaries in the Manchester area will plummet tonight. The reason being that the usual suspects will be lining the streets as Manchester City parade their first trophy in 35 years through Manchester.

However Inspector Gallagher of GMP warned: "We're expectin' loads o' pockets to be picked though like, yer know what I mean? Ci'ee fans are always up for a bit o' dippin', yer know what I mean? Worse than Scousers like most of 'em sort o' fing ".

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