Every day some idiot involved in professional football gives us another reason to boycott the game. Depriving scum like the Glazers and Mike Ashley of cash are the only way to drive them out of the game.
Newcastle United play at St James' Park not the 'Sports Direct Arena' or the 'Mike Ashley's A Nobhead Stadium'.
Sadly the chavs are in charge and the biggest chav clubs have sold their souls along with their 'naming rights'. I really thought better of Arsenal but no, they play at The Emirates. Chelsea are selling the name of Stamford Bridge, no surprise there. But I really didn't expect Newcastle to prostitute St James' Park. I suppose Ashley thought he could sneak it in because the Geordies would all keep schtum while enjoying a cracking start to the season. Are they that easy to buy off? Let's wait and see.
Manchester City have gone from Maine Road to 'The Council House'. Which was renamed the City of Manchester Stadium, which became Eastlands, which has now become the Etihad Stadium, which is Arabic for United ironically. But I suppose being a Bedouin club changing names frequently is the next best thing to roaming around different grounds all season.
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan". Eric Cantona
Showing posts with label Manchester City. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Manchester City. Show all posts
Thursday, 10 November 2011
Monday, 24 October 2011
Manchester United 1 Manchester City 6
So United got thumped by City, it happens.
In 1989 City beat United 5-1 and what has happened in the intervening years? United now have a record number of titles. City won the third division play-off final against Gillingham in 1999 while United were winning the European Cup against Bayern Munich.
Interestingly the only messages I've received gloating about yesterday's result were from plastic Scousers, one from Kent one from Sheffield. Says it all really.
In 1989 City beat United 5-1 and what has happened in the intervening years? United now have a record number of titles. City won the third division play-off final against Gillingham in 1999 while United were winning the European Cup against Bayern Munich.
Interestingly the only messages I've received gloating about yesterday's result were from plastic Scousers, one from Kent one from Sheffield. Says it all really.
Wednesday, 28 September 2011
Football Deserves Manchester City And Carlos Tevez
Yesterday was a big day for me in sporting terms. I went to Old Trafford for the first time since giving up my season ticket following the Glazer theft of the club and his dumping of a half billion debt on it. I went at the invitation of my niece and we were sat in 'K' stand, which used to be the most feared seating section in football with some of the noisiest and most passionate fans.
In a section of the tier of seating above us were the Swiss fans from Basel, it was a European Champions League game. The Swiss were obviously Alpine mountain folk with little culture as they repeatedly sprayed us from above with fluid from cups and bottles that we couldn't determine the origin of. Not pleasant but they did make a noise, chanting and singing throughout the game.
The rest of the ground was silent for most of the game and maybe it was the lack of passion and support from the stands that contributed to United's second half performance, one that a team of geriatrics would have have been disappointed with. The whole atmosphere was flat, corporate and sterile. It was more like an early round of the Carling Cup than a European Cup game. What the hell has happened to English football? The atmosphere was draining away prior to 2005 in most grounds, it now resembles a night at the opera on last night's experience.
The best part of last night was the news after the game that Manchester City had been beaten in Munich and that Carlos Tevez had refused to play. Manchester City are like the chav who won a rollover jackpot on the lottery and then goes on the world's most vulgar spending spree. Purchases are made on the principle of showing off rather than value for money or genuine need, hence the boastful billboards when they took Tevez from United. Not so chuffed now are you City? Looks like Fergie has made you look like clowns yet again by offloading a misfit onto you .
They've also had a pop at the wealthy old aristocrats of Arsenal by getting mercenaries like Nasri and others from there. What they haven't realised is that buying a collection of greedy, money grubbing mercenaries doesn't make a team of champions. Tevez has proved that on several occasions at Manchester City, as has Balotelli and the great thing about last night was that Dzeko, another mercenary at City also threw a temper tantrum and is in the brown stuff with their manager Mancini.
The problem with football is that money has completely corrupted it and blackened its soul. But there are two clubs that have done more than others to ruin the game, Manchester City and Chelsea. Bought by vulgarians from abroad with more money than taste they have tried to buy success but don't realise that they can't buy class. Blackburn Rovers, in their own small way, managed to do it in 1995. But when their wealthy benefactor went it was obvious there was no solid foundation for the club to build on. They have achieved little since then and are now owned by a family of chicken processors from India.
Last night was the first time I've watched 'top class' football since 2005 and I won't be going again. Well done City and Chelsea, you've hammered the final nails in the coffin of English football.
In a section of the tier of seating above us were the Swiss fans from Basel, it was a European Champions League game. The Swiss were obviously Alpine mountain folk with little culture as they repeatedly sprayed us from above with fluid from cups and bottles that we couldn't determine the origin of. Not pleasant but they did make a noise, chanting and singing throughout the game.
The rest of the ground was silent for most of the game and maybe it was the lack of passion and support from the stands that contributed to United's second half performance, one that a team of geriatrics would have have been disappointed with. The whole atmosphere was flat, corporate and sterile. It was more like an early round of the Carling Cup than a European Cup game. What the hell has happened to English football? The atmosphere was draining away prior to 2005 in most grounds, it now resembles a night at the opera on last night's experience.
The best part of last night was the news after the game that Manchester City had been beaten in Munich and that Carlos Tevez had refused to play. Manchester City are like the chav who won a rollover jackpot on the lottery and then goes on the world's most vulgar spending spree. Purchases are made on the principle of showing off rather than value for money or genuine need, hence the boastful billboards when they took Tevez from United. Not so chuffed now are you City? Looks like Fergie has made you look like clowns yet again by offloading a misfit onto you .
They've also had a pop at the wealthy old aristocrats of Arsenal by getting mercenaries like Nasri and others from there. What they haven't realised is that buying a collection of greedy, money grubbing mercenaries doesn't make a team of champions. Tevez has proved that on several occasions at Manchester City, as has Balotelli and the great thing about last night was that Dzeko, another mercenary at City also threw a temper tantrum and is in the brown stuff with their manager Mancini.
The problem with football is that money has completely corrupted it and blackened its soul. But there are two clubs that have done more than others to ruin the game, Manchester City and Chelsea. Bought by vulgarians from abroad with more money than taste they have tried to buy success but don't realise that they can't buy class. Blackburn Rovers, in their own small way, managed to do it in 1995. But when their wealthy benefactor went it was obvious there was no solid foundation for the club to build on. They have achieved little since then and are now owned by a family of chicken processors from India.
Last night was the first time I've watched 'top class' football since 2005 and I won't be going again. Well done City and Chelsea, you've hammered the final nails in the coffin of English football.
Monday, 8 August 2011
Manchester City Manager Roberto Mancini
We've had reports that Roberto Mancini is looking to buy a house in Manchester. Nothing fancy, just a two up three down!
Friday, 27 May 2011
Manchester City FC Announce New Shirt Sponsor
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
Manchester City FC-Upholding a Long Tradition
It was good to see Manchester City, or rather their fans, upholding tradition last night. They paraded their first trophy in 35 years at their council owned stadium but didn't manage to anywhere near fill it.
Lots of cash, no class.
Lots of cash, no class.
Monday, 23 May 2011
Burglaries Set to Plummet in Manchester
It's being predicted that the number of burglaries in the Manchester area will plummet tonight. The reason being that the usual suspects will be lining the streets as Manchester City parade their first trophy in 35 years through Manchester.
However Inspector Gallagher of GMP warned: "We're expectin' loads o' pockets to be picked though like, yer know what I mean? Ci'ee fans are always up for a bit o' dippin', yer know what I mean? Worse than Scousers like most of 'em sort o' fing ".
However Inspector Gallagher of GMP warned: "We're expectin' loads o' pockets to be picked though like, yer know what I mean? Ci'ee fans are always up for a bit o' dippin', yer know what I mean? Worse than Scousers like most of 'em sort o' fing ".
Thursday, 12 May 2011
Manchester City FC-The Biggest Joke in World Football
After years of accusing any club that wins a trophy of buying success, anybody who doesn't live in the bog at their team's ground of not being a true local fan, and claiming that all City fans are from Manchester this appears on their website:
New to Manchester City FC? If you're not yet a diehard fan then here's a quick guide to help you on your way.
We all know we have the best fans in the world and manager Roberto Mancini is building the team our supporters deserve.
Loyalty, commitment, passion and, during the darker times, a sense of humour has been needed over the years to follow the Blues – that’s what we affectionately call City - but expectation and optimism have now been added to those qualities.
Success means we’ll be welcoming a new generation of City fans from here in England and all over the globe, too, and when our new followers come on board, they’ll be welcomed with open arms into our ‘family’.
Champions League qualification and the FA Cup Final will mean hundreds of thousands of people will adopt the Blues as their chosen side and with that in mind, here is a guide to help ‘newbies’ bluff your way through the televised games, with your mates down at the pub or actually at a game.
So long as you’ve got City in your hearts, we want your support – and if you are watching City (there’s only one City, by the way!) take on Stoke at Wembley on Saturday and you’ll be cheering us on for the first time in the new Carlos Tevez home shirt you’ve just bought on-line, this is stuff you need to know.
As they say on the evening news sports results round-up, if you don’t want to know the following - or more likely if you already know (!), look away now.
Our fans’ anthem is Blue Moon, a song written 67 years ago by Rogers and Hart and adopted in or around 1989. Though we don’t sing the whole song – just the chorus - Blue Moon echoes out when the players are need of an uplift or when we we’ve just scored.
If asked where we play our football, it’s the City of Manchester Stadium – also nicknamed Eastlands due to the area of Manchester it is in. It’s worth noting that from 1923 to 2003 we played our home games at Maine Road
Traditionally, we don’t like red as a colour – unless it forms part of a red and black striped away kit the team have worn periodically over the years ...Bluffers guide to MCFC
If you are asked who your favourite players are from down the years – your credibility is at stake here – don’t say Francis Bell, Colin Summerbee and Yaya Dzeko though these names exists, they are combinations – have a good scan over the club website and check out who the current favourites are and who the club legends are and take notes!
And, if we score against Stoke and some more experienced Blues (ahem!) around you ask you to join in a ‘Poznan’ , don’t say ‘Sure, make it a double with ice’, simply turn your back to the screen or the pitch, put your arms around the shoulders of the people on either side and jump up and down. Simple! Watch the experts in action first!
Incidentally, it’s called The Poznan because City played a team called Lech Poznan earlier this season and their fans did the same dance – we just named it in their honour!
This is our first FA Cup Final since 1981, so don’t try and bluff your way through historical facts. The last trophy we won was in 1976 so again, get this right or you’ll arouse suspicion.
There may be the odd person who tries to trip you up with the terms ‘massive’ or ‘Man City’ – please ignore these are we are now accepting these words in general club usage!
Of course, in the fullness of time you’ll pick ‘The Knowledge’ and become a diehard City fan just like the rest of us. Until then, we hope the above is of some use!
And if you really don't believe Manchester City are all cash, no class and couldn't possibly put anything so crass on their website then follow this link.
New to Manchester City FC? If you're not yet a diehard fan then here's a quick guide to help you on your way.
We all know we have the best fans in the world and manager Roberto Mancini is building the team our supporters deserve.Loyalty, commitment, passion and, during the darker times, a sense of humour has been needed over the years to follow the Blues – that’s what we affectionately call City - but expectation and optimism have now been added to those qualities.
Success means we’ll be welcoming a new generation of City fans from here in England and all over the globe, too, and when our new followers come on board, they’ll be welcomed with open arms into our ‘family’.
Champions League qualification and the FA Cup Final will mean hundreds of thousands of people will adopt the Blues as their chosen side and with that in mind, here is a guide to help ‘newbies’ bluff your way through the televised games, with your mates down at the pub or actually at a game.
So long as you’ve got City in your hearts, we want your support – and if you are watching City (there’s only one City, by the way!) take on Stoke at Wembley on Saturday and you’ll be cheering us on for the first time in the new Carlos Tevez home shirt you’ve just bought on-line, this is stuff you need to know.
As they say on the evening news sports results round-up, if you don’t want to know the following - or more likely if you already know (!), look away now.
Our fans’ anthem is Blue Moon, a song written 67 years ago by Rogers and Hart and adopted in or around 1989. Though we don’t sing the whole song – just the chorus - Blue Moon echoes out when the players are need of an uplift or when we we’ve just scored.
If asked where we play our football, it’s the City of Manchester Stadium – also nicknamed Eastlands due to the area of Manchester it is in. It’s worth noting that from 1923 to 2003 we played our home games at Maine Road
If you are asked who your favourite players are from down the years – your credibility is at stake here – don’t say Francis Bell, Colin Summerbee and Yaya Dzeko though these names exists, they are combinations – have a good scan over the club website and check out who the current favourites are and who the club legends are and take notes!Traditionally, we don’t like red as a colour – unless it forms part of a red and black striped away kit the team have worn periodically over the years...Bluffers guide to MCFC
And, if we score against Stoke and some more experienced Blues (ahem!) around you ask you to join in a ‘Poznan’ , don’t say ‘Sure, make it a double with ice’, simply turn your back to the screen or the pitch, put your arms around the shoulders of the people on either side and jump up and down. Simple! Watch the experts in action first!
Incidentally, it’s called The Poznan because City played a team called Lech Poznan earlier this season and their fans did the same dance – we just named it in their honour!
This is our first FA Cup Final since 1981, so don’t try and bluff your way through historical facts. The last trophy we won was in 1976 so again, get this right or you’ll arouse suspicion.
There may be the odd person who tries to trip you up with the terms ‘massive’ or ‘Man City’ – please ignore these are we are now accepting these words in general club usage!
Of course, in the fullness of time you’ll pick ‘The Knowledge’ and become a diehard City fan just like the rest of us. Until then, we hope the above is of some use!
Tuesday, 26 April 2011
Manchester City FC-All Cash, No Class Part II
Manchester City FC are like the roughest old tart in the roughest, grimiest part of town who has won the lottery. No matter how many millions won in the rollover they still have no class, every social disease known to man and the manners and decency of a skunk.
Last night at Blackburn they were singing: "Who put the ball in the Munich's net?" at their overpaid chav mercenary who scored the winning goal in the FA Cup semi final against United. Not just a handful of them, but the couple of thousand almost to a man, who bothered to turn up. Note, not the 100,000 who claim to have been at Ewood Park when they were promoted a few seasons ago.
Did the Arabs who bought the old scrubber realise what a shabby, vile, nasty bunch of misfits came with their purchase of the footballing tart known as Manchester City I wonder?
Last night at Blackburn they were singing: "Who put the ball in the Munich's net?" at their overpaid chav mercenary who scored the winning goal in the FA Cup semi final against United. Not just a handful of them, but the couple of thousand almost to a man, who bothered to turn up. Note, not the 100,000 who claim to have been at Ewood Park when they were promoted a few seasons ago.
Did the Arabs who bought the old scrubber realise what a shabby, vile, nasty bunch of misfits came with their purchase of the footballing tart known as Manchester City I wonder?
Friday, 22 April 2011
FA Cup Final-World Famous Football Cup For Sale
The Football Association are pleased to announce the sale of a much loved family heirloom, the Football Association Challenge Cup.
There have been two enquiries to date, one from an upright organisation in the English Potteries, the other from a family of extremely wealthy Arabs acting through a very dodgy agent in East Manchester.
Final bids will be considered on May 14th.
Manchester City FC, trying to buy a trophy just like Blackburn Rovers did in 1995.
There have been two enquiries to date, one from an upright organisation in the English Potteries, the other from a family of extremely wealthy Arabs acting through a very dodgy agent in East Manchester.
Final bids will be considered on May 14th.
Manchester City FC, trying to buy a trophy just like Blackburn Rovers did in 1995.
Friday, 15 April 2011
Manchester City FC at Wembley-First Time in 35 Years?
It's funny how City fans seem to remember 1976, when they won the League Cup, as the last time they were at Wembley. Admittedly a lot can happen in 35 years, like United winning two more European Cups, including a Treble. Lots of Doubles, countless championships and FA Cups. Oh yes, a Cup Winners Cup too. But I think City fans have forgotten a more recent Wembley visit. Come on now, surely you remember?
OK then. It was 1999, when United were winning the European Cup in Barcelona. Ring any bells? No?
Right then, City were at Wembley in 1999 playing Gillingham in the Third Division Play-Off Final. Remember now? Yes, City fans try to forget they were in the Third Division 12 years ago.
OK then. It was 1999, when United were winning the European Cup in Barcelona. Ring any bells? No?
Right then, City were at Wembley in 1999 playing Gillingham in the Third Division Play-Off Final. Remember now? Yes, City fans try to forget they were in the Third Division 12 years ago.
Saturday, 12 February 2011
Manchester City FC-Still Bitter After All These Years, 35 To Be Exact
Mike Summerbee shows why Manchester City fans are known as the most bitter and unsporting supporters in the world:
Let's all laugh at City!
Let's all laugh at City!
Friday, 11 February 2011
Manchester City FC-All Cash, No Class
It's that time in the football season when Manchester City fans go all giddy and silly. The day before the Derby game against United. By 2-30 tomorrow afternoon they'll be back to their usual bitter and twisted selves. Sad to see in a way, hilarious in another.
So how does the groundsman at Wastlands prepare for the Derby at Old Trafford? By proving what a small time club, with small time fans Manchester City really are:
Full sorry tale here.
So how does the groundsman at Wastlands prepare for the Derby at Old Trafford? By proving what a small time club, with small time fans Manchester City really are:
Manchester City ordered the closure of the Facebook site of the club’s groundsman on Thursday night following an inflammatory expletive-laden post about Manchester United ahead of Saturday’s derby at Old Trafford.Whata dickhead. Quite apt that he should be the Berties' groundsman.
Ged Coyne, employed by City as a groundsman for the past 15 years, posted foul-mouthed insults, none of which can be repeated by this newspaper, directed at Sir Alex Ferguson and former United defender Gary Neville, as well as referring to United as “scum”.
With Greater Manchester Police earlier this week advising City captain Carlos Tévez to avoid potentially inflaming tensions between rival sets of supporters by repeating the incendiary comments that have preceded recent fixtures against United, his former club, senior figures at City moved swiftly to close Coyne’s offending Facebook page after being informed of the content.
Coyne is understood to have closed his site on Thursday afternoon after being contacted by a club official, who reminded him of his responsibilities as an employee. A City spokesperson said: "The member of staff in question regrets posting the material and removed it immediately."
Despite City’s actions in seeking the removal of the Facebook page, Coyne’s comments had allegedly already been disseminated on to various fans’ forums, prompting a predictably angry response on United supporters’ sites.
The embarrassment comes after City provided all employees, including players and coaching staff, with guidance on the use of social networking sites, including Facebook and Twitter.
Full sorry tale here.
Friday, 4 February 2011
Neil Young-Manchester City FC
How sad to hear about the death of Manchester City's Neil Young at the age of 66.
I saw Neil Young many times in the era when United and City were neck and neck in the late 60s and early 70s. OK, City were actually above United for a time in that period, but I prefer not to dwell on that.
I still remember being chased through the terraced streets around Maine Road on my way to or from Derby games as if it were yesterday. City had the likes of Bell, Lee and Summerbee, but as I remember Young was up there with the best of them.
Football then was much more exciting and atmospheric with players like those I've mentioned, followed by the likes of Rodney Marsh, Gordon Hill and many other true entertainers. But the graceful and skillful players were ably supported by the kind of hard men who would make today's players run for the dressing rooms. I'm starting to sound like my dad now so I'll stop.
Condolences to Neil Young's family and friends, a true sportsman.
Manchester Evening News Tribute.
I saw Neil Young many times in the era when United and City were neck and neck in the late 60s and early 70s. OK, City were actually above United for a time in that period, but I prefer not to dwell on that.
I still remember being chased through the terraced streets around Maine Road on my way to or from Derby games as if it were yesterday. City had the likes of Bell, Lee and Summerbee, but as I remember Young was up there with the best of them.
Football then was much more exciting and atmospheric with players like those I've mentioned, followed by the likes of Rodney Marsh, Gordon Hill and many other true entertainers. But the graceful and skillful players were ably supported by the kind of hard men who would make today's players run for the dressing rooms. I'm starting to sound like my dad now so I'll stop.
Condolences to Neil Young's family and friends, a true sportsman.
Manchester Evening News Tribute.
Thursday, 11 November 2010
Manchester City FC and Roberto Mancini
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| Manchester City Manager, Roberto Mancini |
The award is given to people who are so obsessed with Manchester United that they become totally deluded and lose all contact with reality. The award is commonly referred to by Mancunians as a 'Tevez' and recipients referred to as 'Bitters'.
Following yet another failure to beat Manchester United Mancini made the following statement to the assembled media about City: "Now we are equal (with United)". Forgive me Bobby Manc, as the Bitters referred to him when he arrived as yet another false Messiah, but you haven't yet beaten United. That makes you pretty crap actually.
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| Tracey Mong |
Tracy Mong, Miss Manchester City 2010, told us: "Bleedin' 'ell fella, that is deludey wotsit even by our standards. That's why Bobby Manc is one of us, he's the best Bitter evor!". She then carried on eating her sixth post match meat and potato pie.
But just remember 1999. Manchester City fans were here while Manchester United fans were here.
Who knows, maybe Mr Mancini and Tracy were partying after the match with City celebrity fan Ricky 'The Snortman' Hatton.
Wednesday, 28 July 2010
A Manchester City Joke
A man goes into a pub in Manchester with an alligator under his arm.
"Do you serve City fans in here?" He asks.
"Certainly sir, no problem at all," replies the barman, nervously staring at the alligator.
"Okay," says the man, "a pint of lager for me and a City fan for the alligator."
"Do you serve City fans in here?" He asks.
"Certainly sir, no problem at all," replies the barman, nervously staring at the alligator.
"Okay," says the man, "a pint of lager for me and a City fan for the alligator."
Friday, 26 February 2010
Manchester City FC-Happy 34th Anniversary
We would like to wish Manchester City FC, their staff and supporters a very happy 34th anniversary for Sunday.
Considering they are such a massive club, with a massive council house ground, with massive curly stairways up the outside, a massive fan base with massive corner flags on their massive pitch, massive numbers of celebrity fans like Curly Watts and that singer Peter Kaye called a knobhead on the Brits, it really is an achievement to go 34 years without winning a trophy.
Then of course there is that famous boast that "Ciddee fans are all Mancunians, Trafford United fans are all Cockneys", so following, from the MCFC supporters' club website, are just some of their Manchester based supporters' clubs. Or are they?
Bath & Wiltshire
Belfast
Blackpool And Fylde
Bolton
Brantwood Belfast
Carlisle & District
Cheadle
Coleraine
Cookstown
Cork
County Wicklow
Dubai
Dublin
Dukinfield
Dundalk
Gloucester & Cheltenham
Greece
Guernsey
Hazel Grove
Isle Of Man
Lincoln
Mcfc America
Milton Keynes
New York City
Northenden (Trafford)
South West
Southport
Spanish Blue Moon
Stretford & Urmston (Trafford)
Sussex
Thailand
Thames Valley
Warrington
Woodside
My word, Manchester has expanded faster than Germany under Adolf Hitler. Wonder if there is now incessant drizzle in Dubai? And is there a Metrolink that runs to Thailand from St Peter's Square?
Anyway happy 34th anniversary MCFC and here's to the next 34 years. Hope you all enjoy this:
Considering they are such a massive club, with a massive council house ground, with massive curly stairways up the outside, a massive fan base with massive corner flags on their massive pitch, massive numbers of celebrity fans like Curly Watts and that singer Peter Kaye called a knobhead on the Brits, it really is an achievement to go 34 years without winning a trophy.
Then of course there is that famous boast that "Ciddee fans are all Mancunians, Trafford United fans are all Cockneys", so following, from the MCFC supporters' club website, are just some of their Manchester based supporters' clubs. Or are they?
Bath & Wiltshire
Belfast
Blackpool And Fylde
Bolton
Brantwood Belfast
Carlisle & District
Cheadle
Coleraine
Cookstown
Cork
County Wicklow
Dubai
Dublin
Dukinfield
Dundalk
Gloucester & Cheltenham
Greece
Guernsey
Hazel Grove
Isle Of Man
Lincoln
Mcfc America
Milton Keynes
New York City
Northenden (Trafford)
South West
Southport
Spanish Blue Moon
Stretford & Urmston (Trafford)
Sussex
Thailand
Thames Valley
Warrington
Woodside
My word, Manchester has expanded faster than Germany under Adolf Hitler. Wonder if there is now incessant drizzle in Dubai? And is there a Metrolink that runs to Thailand from St Peter's Square?
Anyway happy 34th anniversary MCFC and here's to the next 34 years. Hope you all enjoy this:
Thursday, 3 December 2009
Carling Cup Semi-Finals
Here is the draw for the Carling Cup semi-finals. Just click on each club to visit their websites and find out all about them:
Manchester City v Manchester United
Blackburn Rovers v Aston Villa
Manchester City v Manchester United
Blackburn Rovers v Aston Villa
Monday, 21 September 2009
Mark Hughes Consoles Craig Bellamy

Mark Hughes consoles Craig Bellamy (left) in the Old Trafford toilets after a last minute winner from Michael Owen gave United all three points against Manchester City. Bellamy was heard repeatedly sobbing: "We was robbed boyo" for at least an hour after the game.
There are unsubstantiated reports that Hughes has made an appointment for him to see a psychiatrist.
After a huge bang was heard in Manchester yesterday afternoon police have reassured concerned residents, it was only Manchester City's bubble bursting.
Saturday, 19 September 2009
Manchester United v Manchester City
Tomorrow (Sunday 20 September) sees the first Manchester Derby since Manchester City officially became the most deluded football club in the world. This Sporting Life predicts the following result:
Manchester United 3 World's Most Deluded Football Club 0
Anybody in Manchester tomorrow afternoon should be warned, there will be lots of loud bangs as Manchester City fans' bubbles burst. But don't worry, the red three quarters of Manchester will be in celebratory and jovial mood, and they are the ones who know how to party, so join them and have a good time.
Manchester United 3 World's Most Deluded Football Club 0
Anybody in Manchester tomorrow afternoon should be warned, there will be lots of loud bangs as Manchester City fans' bubbles burst. But don't worry, the red three quarters of Manchester will be in celebratory and jovial mood, and they are the ones who know how to party, so join them and have a good time.
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